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Ten Quirks of Ravi Singh
1. Ravi is fastidious about both his appearance and his environment. He can work and socialize in any surroundings but when it comes to where he lives, things need to be 'just so' for him to fully be able to relax.
2. He is psychologically, mentally and emotionally incapable of remembering where the fuck he left his keys. Please, for the love of all things sacred and holy DO NOT ask him if he can 'remember where he had them last'. His response will be caustic.
3. For the most part Ravi is calm, cool, collected. It takes a great deal of rudeness, stupidity, inconsideration, cruelty etc. to provoke his temper but once he's angry it's best if everyone just run for cover because he will verbally bitch slap you back into the Dark Ages. The good news is that people generally know where they stand with Ravi, the bad news is that people generally know just where they stand with Ravi.
4. He's quit smoking. Actually he's quit smoking over a dozen times and will most likely quit a dozen more. The best thing to do when he's quitting is to nod politely while he explains that he's quitting and don't look at all surprised two days later when he's bumming a fag.
5. He's never met an ice cream that he didn't enjoy and his freezers at home reflect it.
6. Prefers baths over showers.
7. Has a small scar on the side of his neck from a nasty attack by a pit bull when he was a child. When asked about it today he'll tell you, with a straight face even, that it was a vampire attack.
8. His favorite music to listen to during surgeries is either Tango or Salsa.
9. Can recite over 100 limericks from memory, almost all of which are dirty. He learned them so he would never be at a loss for something inappropriate to say.
10. In spite of his best intentions - Ravi is a covers hog in his sleep. He may start out like a perfect gentleman, but a couple hours later his partners inevitably wake up with no covers.
2. He is psychologically, mentally and emotionally incapable of remembering where the fuck he left his keys. Please, for the love of all things sacred and holy DO NOT ask him if he can 'remember where he had them last'. His response will be caustic.
3. For the most part Ravi is calm, cool, collected. It takes a great deal of rudeness, stupidity, inconsideration, cruelty etc. to provoke his temper but once he's angry it's best if everyone just run for cover because he will verbally bitch slap you back into the Dark Ages. The good news is that people generally know where they stand with Ravi, the bad news is that people generally know just where they stand with Ravi.
4. He's quit smoking. Actually he's quit smoking over a dozen times and will most likely quit a dozen more. The best thing to do when he's quitting is to nod politely while he explains that he's quitting and don't look at all surprised two days later when he's bumming a fag.
5. He's never met an ice cream that he didn't enjoy and his freezers at home reflect it.
6. Prefers baths over showers.
7. Has a small scar on the side of his neck from a nasty attack by a pit bull when he was a child. When asked about it today he'll tell you, with a straight face even, that it was a vampire attack.
8. His favorite music to listen to during surgeries is either Tango or Salsa.
9. Can recite over 100 limericks from memory, almost all of which are dirty. He learned them so he would never be at a loss for something inappropriate to say.
10. In spite of his best intentions - Ravi is a covers hog in his sleep. He may start out like a perfect gentleman, but a couple hours later his partners inevitably wake up with no covers.
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20 Facts About Ravi Singh
1. He has an excellent reputation in the medical world and was something close to a rock star in London, and a favorite of the London director of the GeneCo office.
2. He is both an MD and a PhD.
3. Ravi taught at Oxford for seven years.
4. Has great interest in the ethical and social ramifications of repossessions. He spent much of his time at Oxford putting together a series of papers about the London GeneCo office's repo team. Conducted anonymous interviews, and even accompanied one repo on three assignments.
5. Was born to the 18 year old nanny of the Singh family. The pregnancy was handled discreetly. The family relocated to New Delhi for two years and when they returned to London society they had a son. Ravi's mother was given $500,000 and sent away.
6. Ravi has five sisters: Abhaya, Chhaya, Sona, Indira and Vani. Vani is just ten months older than him.
7. His parents were killed in plane crash his first year of medical school.
8. Through aggressive, what some might even call 'reckless', investment Ravi turned his inheritance into a vast fortune.
9. Has never been married but did live with the same woman for the seven years he was at Oxford. They did not part amicably.
10. Ravi is a true hedonist. He doesn't fully understand why everyone else is not.
11. He's a shameless flirtELEVEN out of nine prefer the Ravi. He'll talk a woman out of her panties ... but the next morning he'll replace them with something beautiful from Victoria's Secret, make her a lovely breakfast in bed, read her the paper, possibly write a sonnet and send a dozen roses to her workplace.
12. Decided to come to Los Angeles last minute. He threw several names into a hat and drew one. Had his things packed days later.
13. Is a bit of a clothes horse. Really - the man keeps Armani in profits. In the dictionary next to 'Metrosexual' is says 'See Ravi'
14. As wealthy as he is, as much of a dandy as he is, Ravi is always the same in manner and demeanor to everyone from prince to pauper.
15. Often has his nieces and nephews living with him and always buys houses that are large enough to accommodate his five sisters and 14 nieces and nephews.
16. Has only had two surgeries: knee replacement from a riding accident and his left eye was replaced from a fencing match turned ugly.
17. The Singh Foundation pays for children in inner cities who are in need of organ replacements but cannot afford them.
18. Ravi is a Leo and embodies many of the Leos typical personality traits. He's a believer in astrology, fortune, and the like.
19. Cooks lavishly for others but is inconsistent in his own eating patterns.
20. He has 12 tattoos - one for each sign of the zodiac - that are scattered over his body, each one roughly the size of a dime.
2. He is both an MD and a PhD.
3. Ravi taught at Oxford for seven years.
4. Has great interest in the ethical and social ramifications of repossessions. He spent much of his time at Oxford putting together a series of papers about the London GeneCo office's repo team. Conducted anonymous interviews, and even accompanied one repo on three assignments.
5. Was born to the 18 year old nanny of the Singh family. The pregnancy was handled discreetly. The family relocated to New Delhi for two years and when they returned to London society they had a son. Ravi's mother was given $500,000 and sent away.
6. Ravi has five sisters: Abhaya, Chhaya, Sona, Indira and Vani. Vani is just ten months older than him.
7. His parents were killed in plane crash his first year of medical school.
8. Through aggressive, what some might even call 'reckless', investment Ravi turned his inheritance into a vast fortune.
9. Has never been married but did live with the same woman for the seven years he was at Oxford. They did not part amicably.
10. Ravi is a true hedonist. He doesn't fully understand why everyone else is not.
11. He's a shameless flirt
12. Decided to come to Los Angeles last minute. He threw several names into a hat and drew one. Had his things packed days later.
13. Is a bit of a clothes horse. Really - the man keeps Armani in profits. In the dictionary next to 'Metrosexual' is says 'See Ravi'
14. As wealthy as he is, as much of a dandy as he is, Ravi is always the same in manner and demeanor to everyone from prince to pauper.
15. Often has his nieces and nephews living with him and always buys houses that are large enough to accommodate his five sisters and 14 nieces and nephews.
16. Has only had two surgeries: knee replacement from a riding accident and his left eye was replaced from a fencing match turned ugly.
17. The Singh Foundation pays for children in inner cities who are in need of organ replacements but cannot afford them.
18. Ravi is a Leo and embodies many of the Leos typical personality traits. He's a believer in astrology, fortune, and the like.
19. Cooks lavishly for others but is inconsistent in his own eating patterns.
20. He has 12 tattoos - one for each sign of the zodiac - that are scattered over his body, each one roughly the size of a dime.