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Ten Quirks of Ravi Singh
1. Ravi is fastidious about both his appearance and his environment. He can work and socialize in any surroundings but when it comes to where he lives, things need to be 'just so' for him to fully be able to relax.
2. He is psychologically, mentally and emotionally incapable of remembering where the fuck he left his keys. Please, for the love of all things sacred and holy DO NOT ask him if he can 'remember where he had them last'. His response will be caustic.
3. For the most part Ravi is calm, cool, collected. It takes a great deal of rudeness, stupidity, inconsideration, cruelty etc. to provoke his temper but once he's angry it's best if everyone just run for cover because he will verbally bitch slap you back into the Dark Ages. The good news is that people generally know where they stand with Ravi, the bad news is that people generally know just where they stand with Ravi.
4. He's quit smoking. Actually he's quit smoking over a dozen times and will most likely quit a dozen more. The best thing to do when he's quitting is to nod politely while he explains that he's quitting and don't look at all surprised two days later when he's bumming a fag.
5. He's never met an ice cream that he didn't enjoy and his freezers at home reflect it.
6. Prefers baths over showers.
7. Has a small scar on the side of his neck from a nasty attack by a pit bull when he was a child. When asked about it today he'll tell you, with a straight face even, that it was a vampire attack.
8. His favorite music to listen to during surgeries is either Tango or Salsa.
9. Can recite over 100 limericks from memory, almost all of which are dirty. He learned them so he would never be at a loss for something inappropriate to say.
10. In spite of his best intentions - Ravi is a covers hog in his sleep. He may start out like a perfect gentleman, but a couple hours later his partners inevitably wake up with no covers.
2. He is psychologically, mentally and emotionally incapable of remembering where the fuck he left his keys. Please, for the love of all things sacred and holy DO NOT ask him if he can 'remember where he had them last'. His response will be caustic.
3. For the most part Ravi is calm, cool, collected. It takes a great deal of rudeness, stupidity, inconsideration, cruelty etc. to provoke his temper but once he's angry it's best if everyone just run for cover because he will verbally bitch slap you back into the Dark Ages. The good news is that people generally know where they stand with Ravi, the bad news is that people generally know just where they stand with Ravi.
4. He's quit smoking. Actually he's quit smoking over a dozen times and will most likely quit a dozen more. The best thing to do when he's quitting is to nod politely while he explains that he's quitting and don't look at all surprised two days later when he's bumming a fag.
5. He's never met an ice cream that he didn't enjoy and his freezers at home reflect it.
6. Prefers baths over showers.
7. Has a small scar on the side of his neck from a nasty attack by a pit bull when he was a child. When asked about it today he'll tell you, with a straight face even, that it was a vampire attack.
8. His favorite music to listen to during surgeries is either Tango or Salsa.
9. Can recite over 100 limericks from memory, almost all of which are dirty. He learned them so he would never be at a loss for something inappropriate to say.
10. In spite of his best intentions - Ravi is a covers hog in his sleep. He may start out like a perfect gentleman, but a couple hours later his partners inevitably wake up with no covers.